2 Sentence Horror Stories

Have you seen the reddit post about coming up with a 2 sentence horror story? I was laying in bed a few weeks ago when I thought of my own.

I was sitting at my computer desk one evening when someone farted behind me. I was alone in the house.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNN. Ghost Farts. I’m so very easily amused. I should put this into comic form. YES. To be continued.